HI Y’ALL! I’m here to bring you another round of Kiss, Marry, & Kill (KMK). Last week was the Prince edition and this week is Sarah J. Maas! Calling all SJM fans of Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses! Queen of Shadows will be released in a little over 3 weeks (24 days) — I am so excited about it! In celebration, I will be posting SJM Editions of KMK!
- I will be providing the names of 3 different male characters (since I’m female, I might be doing a female edition in the future).
- From those three, you are to pick one who you’d kiss, one to marry, and one to kill.
- Have fun!
Kiss, Marry, Kill Options: Throne of Glass
- Dorian Havilliard
- Chaol Westfall
- Rowan Whitethorn
My kisses shall go to — drumroll please — Rowan! I love you but not that way. You’re kickbutt, loyal, and you don’t take crap from anyone. You don’t baby Celaena and I like that. You don’t treat her differently because she’s a girl or whatever. Oh, you’re also pretty sexy but again, I don’t love you that way. We wouldn’t work out but we’d be awesome friends!
Dorian freaking Havilliard. I have this thing for princes … I LOVE them and Dorian’s my baby. He’s my #2 in my Top Ten list of Fictional Characters that I’d Date. It’s mostly because he’s a bookworm but also because he’s a sweetheart. He’s funny, caring, loyal, can wield a sword but prefers to read. He would be an amazing husband. <3<3 Plus, that black-hair-blue-eye combo is on point!
For those of you who know me, you already know that Chaol would be killed off. If I was SJM — and you’re probably glad that I’m not — I would’ve killed off Chaol a long, long time ago. I cannot stand that guy. My dislike for him knows no bounds. Sorry guys haha.